il-tenore-regina:

lancrebitch:

badassperger:

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Hahahaha!

Yessss

LOL 

(via ticklishbutts)

suzaku:

#irl princess bubblegum

(Source: kingbenito, via queen---beee)

20 days, 15 hours since Mike Brown was killed.

hasdarrenwilsonbeenarrestedyet:

Ferguson shooting audio recording verified as real

(via the-feminist-fangirl)

superclones:

Sometimes it lasts in love but 99.999% of the time it hurts instead: Steve/Peggy

"Steve, you’re alive. You came back."
"Yeah, Peggy."
"It’s been so long. So long."
"Well I couldn’t leave my girl. Not when she owes me a dance."

(via atwellling)

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

(via cognitivedissonance)

Green is for things I understand, yellow is for “I’m working on it”, and red means I have no clue. I’m mostly using red.

(Source: teen-wolf, via dailystalia)

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

(via ticklishbutts)

(Source: rouxx, via pethics)